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My existential pain is your transformative gain. Buy my wares, and you'll be buying into my world (or at least laughing really hard).
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A Dropbox folder of every single PDF I have scanned (including highlights and annotations). Idk how many exactly there are, but it's a lot. ~75% of which are relics from my foundational 2012 research binge my last semester of philosopher school where I was locked up in my room for 12 hours a day for months after finding Laws of Form. All sorts of alternative logics, physics, consciousness, philosophy...
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In the aftermath of the RESD event I realized I have an uncanny knack for every noted "half-joke" I make in actuality later revealing itself to be a self-fulfilling prophecy. Capitalize on my gift/curse by booking a self-fulfilling prophecy session, wherein we yap on Zoom for an hour then I sleep on it and issue a custom half-joke prophecy. (& pls update me on how it's going down the line)